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The Most Primitive in Bridgetown

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Carlisle Bay	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Community”
2.	The Queen's State of Spoletium	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Grand Hope”
3.	The District of Te Waipounamu	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“State”
4.	The Arling of Naraj	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Vēttrir Vēttrir Issa”
5.	The State of Coventry Cathedral	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Camera principis”
6.	The Queen's State of Shilu	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“Dare to advance”
7.	The District of Nade	Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists	“Dare to advance”
8.	The State of Raelitia	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“District”
9.	The State of Sassad	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“Dare to advance”
10.	The Republic of SSN64	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Erin Go Bragh”