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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Bridgetown

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of SSN64	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Erin Go Bragh”
2.	The State of Sassad	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“Dare to advance”
3.	The District of Nade	Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists	“Dare to advance”
4.	The State of Raelitia	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“District”
5.	The Arling of Naraj	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Vēttrir Vēttrir Issa”
6.	The Queen's State of Shilu	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“Dare to advance”
7.	The District of Carlisle Bay	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Community”
8.	The State of Coventry Cathedral	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Camera principis”
9.	The District of Te Waipounamu	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“State”
10.	The Queen's State of Spoletium	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Grand Hope”