The Safest in Cactus Union
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Cactus Union is ranked 169th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Ordained Kingdom of United cacti of Estaban | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For the cactus, we thank” |
