The Nicest Citizens in Canada
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Talking Region of Wild Mustanges | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “THE ANIMALS ARE TALKING,THE ANIMALS ARE TALKING!!!!!!!!” | |
| 2. |  The Evergreen Island of Stormaen | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sempervirens” | |
| 3. |  The Town of Niagara-on-the-Lake | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “The Loveliest Town in Canada” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of Newgreenfoundland | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “For Newgreenfoundland” | |
| 5. |  The Allied States of Quackerz | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Unity, Discipline, Work” |
