The Fattest Citizens in Canterbury
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Canterbury is ranked 1,698th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Better off Deadness of NaRwHay | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of Rcus | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “It's got nothing to do with you” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Korogog | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Strength Through Salvation” | |
| 4. |  The Gay Cat Colony of Chundukeratopia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Disco Inferno” |
