by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Capital Heights

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Capital Heights is ranked 2,445th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The District of Capital HeightsAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“community”
2.The Queen's State of Francisca LandAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
3.The State of AndaluceAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“State”
4.The Queen's State of Capitol CircleAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“RIP”
5.The State of XylamAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Woody tissue of a plant”
6.The State of MaienardRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Better not”
7.The State of WaddenlanderCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“New hope begins”
8.The Queen's State of Via BruteInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“RIP”