by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Longest Average Lifespans in Capitalist Paradise

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 21,484th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Christian Republic of Jordan-villeMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Thank God for Jordan!”
22.The United Wizdom of Great BestatFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Infinity plus ultra”
23.The Protectorate of CaulfieldanopleLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Business shall Do as Business Does”
24.The Benevolent Utopia of KbediansCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“The infectiousness of crime is like that of the plague.”
25.The CID WA Puppet of UNDelegateInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Justice Above All”
26.The Sleeping Cats of GreybrowLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“How fortunate the man with none”
27.The Holy Empire of RockyViewMountainInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Who controls the past controls the future”
28.The Grand Duchy of AcarioNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Acabar en éxito”
29.The Hive City of Blue EmbassyInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Liberty in Mind and Body”
30.The Empire of XestrisInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“The Dragon Rises”
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