by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Longest Average Lifespans in Capitalist Paradise

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 21,960th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

NationWA CategoryMotto
311.The Supreme Empire of Zeeky BombInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“uhhh.... ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG”
312.The Legal Tender of Federal Reserve NotesInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Money”
313.The Borderlands of VattensundCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Liberty”
314.The Free Market Plutocracy of New Portuguese EmpireCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Faber est suae quisque fortunae”
315.The Allied States of Go Away ProgressivesCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Do Not Tread On Me”
316.The United States of CorporatatiaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Stop yer whinin’”
317.The Insula Maior of MallorcaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Maiorica”
318.The Armed Republic of The Allied StatesFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“I believe in one thing the power of human will”
319.The Incorporated States of GildedlandCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Where there is a need, There is money to be made.”
320.The Syndicate of CoVar CorporationBenevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency“Capitalizing Crime, Revolution, and Terrorism since '03”
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