The Longest Average Lifespans in Capitalist Paradise
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 27,387th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Bits and Bytes of Binary | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “The only options are Yes and No, True and False.” | |
| 32. |  The Industrial Empire of Fordlandia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do” | |
| 33. |  The Federal Republic of Kustina | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 34. |  The Republic of Federated Countries of Europe | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “United in Diversity” | |
| 35. |  The Allied States of Biswasian Conquerors | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Serving the Biswasian States” | |
| 36. |  The Federal Republic of Naguania | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 37. |  The Oddity of Ydewn | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” | |
| 38. |  The United States of Arizona9 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The Grand Canyon State” | |
| 39. |  The Republic of Amazing Family Jewels | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Deez nutz” | |
| 40. | The Federation of Thygia | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |
