by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Most Devout in Capitalist Paradise

World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 3,699th in the world for Most Devout.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Polemic Hagiarchy of ZenzibarPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“That's just the way the system works.”
2.The Perfidious Theocracy of SnorlaxiaLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“We are always pretty”
3.The Benevolent Dictatorship of CanterburieCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Peace Through Strenth”
4.The Christian Republic of Jordan-villeMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Thank God for Jordan!”
5.The Holy Realm of Scorpions ArmyInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together”
6.The United States of WashitoniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“E PLURIBUS UNUM”
7.The Capitalist Alliance of The-CIDCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Justice Above All”
8.The CID WA Puppet of UNDelegateInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Justice Above All”
9.The Republic of Freed Peoples of AraciaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Strength Through Economy”
10.The Republic of CervilleCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Peace and Justice”
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