by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Longest Average Lifespans in Capitalist Paradise

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 19,856th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federation of BrillnuckCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Liberty, Equality, Humanity”
2.The Protectorate of AelhaeranInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“The Light to the Nations”
3.The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChenNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws”
4.The Holy Realm of Scorpions ArmyInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together”
5.The Time Lords of MetacrisisDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“I am the Bad Wolf. I create Myself.”
6.The Four Suyus of of PoopsancagizalScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Ama suwa, ama llulla, ama qilla.”
7.The República Federal of Republica JIMCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Dios, Patria y Libertad”
8.The Progressive Technocracy of Uchila EruDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“The Bells of Freedom Ring”
9.The Capitalist Alliance of The-CIDInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Justice Above All”
10.The Republic of HellbardiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Never give up”
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