by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Capitalist Paradise

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,184th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.The Infection of EdgemasterFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
3.The Corporatocracy of Anemone ReefAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Industry is progress”
4.The United States of MidlandsAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Don't just do something - stand there”
5.The Rising Sun of The Fyre PhoenixAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Behold!”
6.The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meamAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
7.The Free Domes of Meridiani PlanumCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“We flourish together as free men and women”
8.The Unitary State of FoneiviveCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Non Ducor, Duco”
9.The Corporate Confederation of HarthisAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“A free state is a corporate state”
10.The Benevolent Dictatorship of CanterburieCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Peace Through Strenth”
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