by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 2,350th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
2.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
3.The Corporatocracy of Anemone ReefCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Industry is progress”
4.The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meamAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
5.The Production Facilities of IndustriaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Industria”
6.The Benevolent Dictatorship of CanterburieCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Peace Through Strength”
7.The Free Domes of Meridiani PlanumCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“We flourish together as free men and women”
8.The Queendom of FiarindomAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Foo Bar”
9.The Most Serene Republic of AvimimusAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Me ineptum”
10.The Syndicate of CoVar CorporationBenevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency“Capitalizing Crime, Revolution, and Terrorism since '03”
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