by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 2,188th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Infection of EdgemasterFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
2.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
3.The Corporatocracy of Anemone ReefAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Industry is progress”
4.The Rising Sun of The Fyre PhoenixCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Behold!”
5.The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meamAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
6.The Compact of Amn VossCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“The Voice of None is Greater than the Voice of One”
7.The Production Facilities of IndustriaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Industria”
8.The Benevolent Dictatorship of CanterburieCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Soli Deo Gloria”
9.The Free Domes of Meridiani PlanumCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“We flourish together as free men and women”
10.The Queendom of FiarindomAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Foo Bar”
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