The Safest in Card Gardens
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Card Gardens is ranked 11,987th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Summer Palace | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments” | |
| 2. |  The Society of Card Gardens | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Join the Card Gardens! https://discord.gg/WRn5ZGh7DW” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Jardin Majorelle | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Gardens of Versailles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Kenrokuen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Kirstenbosch National Botanical Garden | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Keukenhof Lisse | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Kew Royal Botanic Gardens | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Villa dEste | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Nong Nooch Tropical Botanical Garden | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments” |
