The Most Advanced Public Transport in Carnival of Souls
World Census experts captured, tagged, and released trains in order to identify which nations have the most extensive, well-funded public transportation systems.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Colony of Corrian | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Humans, we're all just a bunch of hypocrites” | |
| 2. |  The Jingoistic States of Abyssal Madness | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Patience is the key to paradise.” |
