The Most Scientifically Advanced in Carnival of Souls
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Colony of Corrian | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Humans, we're all just a bunch of hypocrites” | |
| 2. |  The Jingoistic States of Abyssal Madness | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Patience is the key to paradise.” |
