The Highest Economic Output in Carnival of Souls
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Colony of Corrian | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Humans, we're all just a bunch of hypocrites” | |
| 2. |  The Jingoistic States of Abyssal Madness | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Patience is the key to paradise.” |
