by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Casablanca

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Casablanca is ranked 4,458th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Shady Middleman of Middle BrightonburgRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Need a passport? come here!”
2.The BB Puppet of Upper BrightonburgCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Brightonburgia über alles”
3.The Cafe Americaine of Rick BlaineCorporate Police State Halliburton“Here's looking at you, kid.”
4.The BB OBI Archduchy of NorthEast BrightonburgIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“BB is the most sexy member of NS bar none”
5.The BB Puppet of Under BrightonburgAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“My magic will work this time.”