by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Cats

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Cats is ranked 25,297th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kittens of NaurosAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“We come in peace!”
2.The Pride Lands of Alex the LionCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Mum, can I eat this turd? He's getting on my nerves.”
3.The Principality of Grandma-ManCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Do you know what Josh calls him? Grandma-Man.”