The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Cats
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Cats is ranked 25,297th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Kittens of Nauros | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “We come in peace!” | |
2. | The Pride Lands of Alex the Lion | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Mum, can I eat this turd? He's getting on my nerves.” | |
3. | The Principality of Grandma-Man | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Do you know what Josh calls him? Grandma-Man.” |