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The Highest Crime Rates in Ceylon

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Nemegos	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
2.	The District of Ceylon State	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Community”
3.	The Community of Kundasamy	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“We Will Endure”
4.	The District of Zoysia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
5.	The State of Haenoi	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Strength Through Compliance”
6.	The State of Ibne Abbas	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Strength Through Compliance”
7.	The State of Castra Bonnensis	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“From Many, One”
8.	The State of Ouaiken	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Justice, Loyalty, Freedom”
9.	The Republic of SSN83	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Erin Go Bragh”