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The Nudest in Ceylon

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Ceylon State	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Community”
2.	The State of Nemegos	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
3.	The State of Ibne Abbas	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Strength Through Compliance”
4.	The District of Zoysia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
5.	The State of Ouaiken	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Justice, Loyalty, Freedom”
6.	The Community of Kundasamy	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“We Will Endure”
7.	The State of Haenoi	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Strength Through Compliance”
8.	The Republic of SSN83	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Erin Go Bragh”
9.	The State of Castra Bonnensis	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“From Many, One”