The Smartest Citizens in Chicken overlords
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of New Chian | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Imperial Glory!” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Brorlad | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Grojgblognikov of Jerbalingok | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “The scramjackal cometh!” | |
| 4. |  The Divine Empire of Lupus Demone | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Strength and Intelligence above all” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of Sorlei | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Be Free all Unicorns” | |
| 6. |  The Liberated Lands of Agrocragoria | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Sit on this” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Gin Tonic | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Divide et Impera” | |
| 8. |  The Big Parm Soap States of Poboland | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Octobobar: Don't drop the soap?” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Moliforia | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 10. |  The Schäl Veedel of Lating | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Drieß op d'r Driss” |
