The Most Secular in Chronic
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The The High Quality Strains of Chronic | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Chronic” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of Flux of Pink Indians | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Found” |
