by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Cities

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Cities is ranked 5,554th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Republic of QuimperRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Unanet e vimp kreńv”
32.The City of FrejusRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Forum Julii”
33.The Republic of LannionRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Laus deo”
34.The Monastery of TrappesRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Dieu et Mon Droit”
35.The City of ChemnitzMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Chemnitz - Kamjenica - Saská Kamenice”
36.The League of CambraiRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
37.The Colony of ScheveningenLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Part of Den Haag”
38.The Duchy of DreuxInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Dieu et mon Droit”
39.The City of CarmonaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Sicut lucifer lucet in aurora ita in Vandalia Carmona”
40.The Beaches of BenidormConservative Democracy Conservative Hell“Beni”
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