by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Cities

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Cities is ranked 6,116th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The City of StralsundCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Gott min uns!”
2.The Grand Duchy of JulichRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Herzogtum Jülich”
3.The Préfecture of AngoulemeRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Balcony of the Southwest”
4.The City of NiortFree-Market Paradise Randroids“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
5.The Republic of BeauvaisRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Égalité, Fraternité, Liberté”
6.The City of ValladolidRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“El Duero lleva la fama y el Pisuerga el agua”
7.The Treaty of SevresCorporate Police State Halliburton“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
8.The County of ForcalquierRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Comté de Forcalquier”
9.The Principality of KraljevoRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Nama dobro, a nikome zlo!”
10.The Comarca of SaforRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Home of the Fideuà”
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