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The Fattest Citizens in Commonwealth States

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Chris Nonis	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
2.	The District of English King	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“community”
3.	The District of Youlou	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“From Many, One”
4.	The Community of Joseph Tabona	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“You Can't Stop Progress”
5.	The State of Sergei Rublev	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Sleepers”
6.	The State of Victoria Rae	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Dear sweet home”
7.	The State of Channing Stevenson	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“Day to day”
8.	The District of Patria Amada	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Community”