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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Communist Cartel

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Empire of Schnugglistan	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“God yes PLEASE build it in my backyard”
2.	The Nya-tion of Catboyland	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“Mrrrrrp :3”
3.	The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Totalitarianism wasn't meant to be this sexy.”