The Most Secular in Communist Cartel
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Totalitarianism wasn't meant to be this sexy.” | |
| 2. |  The Nya-tion of Catboyland | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Mrrrrrp :3” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Schnugglistan | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “God yes PLEASE build it in my backyard” |
