The Longest Average Lifespans in Conch Kingdom
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Most Serene Republic of Lunalius | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Brilliantly United” | |
| 2. |  The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Long Live The Tangerine!” | |
| 3. |  The Equatorial Bulge of Lislandia | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Comme l'eau sur le dos d'un ship canard” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Kenny Country | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “Life, Liberty, Property” | |
| 5. |  The Socialist Union of Western European Territories | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Go forward to the starry sky” | |
| 6. |  The Puddle of Socialist Platypus | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Peace and Equality” | |
| 7. |  The Allied States of Isolon | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “In Kindness and Truth” | |
| 8. |  The Ewfjsoijszoifjsz0efjs09zjzfs of Paul Pasch | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “I don't know what's happening honestly it's all just a” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of Krimera | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Beyond The Jagged Edges Of War, We Stand Ready.” | |
| 10. |  The Armed Republic of Gonswanza | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Freedom is the blood of the people” |
