The Least Corrupt Governments in Conch Kingdom
World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Paradise of Stardica | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Every star may be a sun to someone.” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Baiddsound | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Gens nihil est sine suo populo” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Tulov | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Proletariat, the Blackbirds lead our way!” | |
| 4. |  The Ewfjsoijszoifjsz0efjs09zjzfs of Paul Pasch | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “I don't know what's happening honestly it's all just a” | |
| 5. |  The Central Republic of Greg | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Onwards, ever onwards!” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Shamm | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Don't Tread On Me” | |
| 7. |  The Confederacy of South Djuka | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Djuka is with our heart!” | |
| 8. |  The Commie Republic of The Free City of Nelson | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For equality of Class, Race and Gender” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Bethesda Scamville | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I mean if it makes us money its good” | |
| 10. |  The Brie-Loving Federation of Charville | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “I Love Brie” |
