The Most Armed in Conch Kingdom
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Brie-Loving Federation of Charville | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “I Love Brie” | |
| 2. |  The Corporate Conglomerate of Supero Omnia | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “I Overcome All” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Tulov | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Proletariat, the Blackbirds lead our way!” | |
| 4. |  The Confederacy of South Djuka | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Djuka is with our heart!” | |
| 5. |  The Many Islands of Carnal Desires | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and weed.” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Gloon Ald | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Bethesda Scamville | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I mean if it makes us money its good” | |
| 8. |  The Crumbling Kingdom of The Greater Springs | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Deserted dunes welcome weary feet” | |
| 9. |  The Commie Republic of The Free City of Nelson | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For equality of Class, Race and Gender” | |
| 10. |  The Central Republic of Greg | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Onwards, ever onwards!” |
