The Highest Economic Output in Conch Kingdom
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Shamm | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Don't Tread On Me” | |
| 2. |  The Corporate Conglomerate of Supero Omnia | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “I Overcome All” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Tulov | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Proletariat, the Blackbirds lead our way!” | |
| 4. |  The Ideation of Kursibar | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “The only way out is down” | |
| 5. |  The Insert Classification of Uncreative name | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Uncreative motto” | |
| 6. |  The Brie-Loving Federation of Charville | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “I Love Brie” | |
| 7. |  The Federation of Sluckyoma | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “For the hippo” | |
| 8. |  The Jingoistic States of Huo-Puo | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Just another Hollow Line” | |
| 9. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Great Koryeo | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “To Protect and Secure the Welfare of All Koreans” | |
| 10. |  The Central Republic of Greg | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Onwards, ever onwards!” |
