The Most Developed in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Panthera Order | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “If we burn, you will burn with us” | |
| 2. |  The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “For the undying union of man and machine” | |
| 3. |  The Alien Hivemind of Alpha-827 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Unity through assimilation.” | |
| 4. |  The Protectorate of Calavaria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Solar Death Rays...enough said” | |
| 5. |  The Domain of Richard Nixonopolis | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “We are not crooks.” | |
| 6. |  The Technocracy of Andoros | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Family, Homeland and Loyalty make a Man” | |
| 7. |  The Borderlands of The atomic | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “~Memento Mori~” | |
| 8. |  The Incorporated States of Megalotomia | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “There's always more to gather” | |
| 9. |  The Stoopid Children of Pangland | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “We're not limiting your rights- oh wait, we are.” | |
| 10. |  The Hive-Mind Technate of Anverija | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “CONQUER////LIQUIDATE////ASSIMILATE” |
