Advertisement

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Congo Kinshasa

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Amor Miserere State	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Region Reclaimed Permanently”
2.	The Colony of Congo Kinshasa	Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency	“Community”
3.	The State of Gorno Altaysk	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“You Can't Stop Progress”
4.	The State of Nikitine	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
5.	The State of Nunez Island	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Mission Accomplished”
6.	The State of Puwei	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Happy Easter”
7.	The State of West Devil Island	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Peace and Justice”
8.	The State of Yakutsakha	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“God, Homeland, Liberty”