The Safest in Cult of Koem Kab
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Poet Crab | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Poet Crab: the most delicious of poets” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Card Cultist the Crazy | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Praise be to the top 0.00001%!” |
