The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Dar al Islam
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Al-Hawl | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “حُمَاةَ الدِّيَارِ” | |
| 2. |  The Theocracy of Crescent Moon Alliance | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Isa didn't say that!” | |
| 3. |  The Peace and Serenity of Dawat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Embrace the call of the truth” | |
| 4. |  The Caliphate of Fifth Caliphate | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Islam, Caliphate, Sovereignty” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Great caliphates | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “In allah we Trust” | |
| 6. |  The Free Vilayet of Hanafi Bosnia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Za Din, Spremni!” | |
| 7. |  The Islamic Socialist Republic of Laasmistan | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “ٱللَّهُ، ٱلْوَطَنُ، ٱلثَوْرَةُ، ٱلْوَحْدَةُ” | |
| 8. |  The Dystopian Harmony ❄️ of Luksusowa | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “❄️⑨ I'm the strongest! ⑨❄️” |
