by Max Barry

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The Highest Crime Rates in Dar al Islam

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Dar al Islam is ranked 16,556th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Great caliphatesInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“In allah we Trust”
2.The Peace and Serenity of DawatInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Embrace the call of the truth”
3.The Republic of Al-HawlInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“حُمَاةَ الدِّيَارِ”
4.The Theocracy of Crescent Moon AllianceNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Isa didn't say that!”
5.The Islamic Socialist Republic of LaasmistanDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“ٱللَّهُ، ٱلْوَطَنُ، ٱلثَوْرَةُ، ٱلْوَحْدَةُ”
6.The Free Vilayet of Hanafi BosniaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Za Din, Spremni!”
7.The Caliphate of Fifth CaliphatePsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Islam, Caliphate, Sovereignty”
8.The Dystopian Harmony ❄️ of LuksusowaCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“❄️⑨ I'm the strongest! ⑨❄️”