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Deep Storage World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Deep Storage

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Deep Storage is ranked 6,990th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Fascist State of Fascist VoxijaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“All Hail!”
2.The Held of Jan Zonder VreesIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Jan Zonder Vrees”
3.The Federal Republic of Tor-bana-ingConservative Democracy Conservative Hell“Never Again be Colonized”
4.The Card Slave of Lame CountryPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“We are a Failed State.”
5.The Land of the Ree of Trumpist DystopiaCorporate Police State Halliburton“Make Amurica Great Again!1!”
6.The Scientific Advancement of SnithAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Keep Moving Forward”
7.The Colony of Bar Vin HoonFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Spreading”
8.The Dadaist State of ParaguayamFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“W e l c o m e t o P a r a g u a y”
9.The Pollish State of RuritaneFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Answer Every Issue”
10.The Confederacy of Derp BakaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Baka means idiot in Japanese, baka”
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