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Democratic Socialist Assembly World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Democratic Socialist Assembly

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Democratic Socialist Assembly is ranked 22,335th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ego-Posadist Utopia of DekksCorporate Police State Halliburton“Your fairytales can't hold back our nukes!”
2.The Dominion of DuniaterlukaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“All shall Join... Or Die”
3.The Industocracy of ChromaticaNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Time Is Money”
4.The Free Land of XabrenCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“All can be questioned with coin in hand”
5.The Federal Repubilc of Republic of TurbinLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“^_^”
6.The Holy Empire of VilesiaCorporate Police State Halliburton“For the Gods and for Viles!”
7.The Commonwealth of Mexican SyndicalistsCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“La tierra es de quien la trabaja”
8.The Federal Republic of AstraghanCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“We love Money and Technology!”
9.The Republic of Western MiduntioniaCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Twirling Toward Freedom”
10.The Cardi B and Joe Biden of Hollywood CelebritiesAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“I want free college and healthcare, without taxes”
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