The Fattest Citizens in Department Store
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Department Store is ranked 20,158th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Department of Allier | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 2. |  The Department Store of Macys | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Macy★s” | |
| 3. |  The Department of Orne | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 4. |  The Queendom of Cher | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Do you believe in life after love?” | |
| 5. |  The Department of Cantal | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “Égalité, Fraternité, Liberté” | |
| 6. |  The Department of Marne | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “Égalité, Fraternité, Liberté” | |
| 7. |  The Department of Somme | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Je me souviens.” | |
| 8. |  The Department of Nord | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 9. |  The Department of Var | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Égalité, Fraternité, Liberté” | |
| 10. |  The Department of Pyrenees-Orientales | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” |
