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The Fattest Citizens in Department Store

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Department Store is ranked 20,388^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
11.	The Department of Haute-Corse	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Libertà, Uguaglianza, Fratellanza”
12.	The Department of Indre-et-Loire	Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
13.	The Department of Gard	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
14.	The Department of Lot	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
15.	The Department of Charente-Maritime	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Dieu, Patrie, et Famille.”
16.	The Department of Eure	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
17.	The Department of Oise	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Waz.”
18.	The Department of Aube	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
19.	The Department of Corse-du-Sud	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Libertà, Uguaglianza, Fratellanza”
20.	The Department of Aveyron	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”

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