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The Fattest Citizens in Department Store

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Department Store is ranked 20,158^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
21.	The Department of Bas-Rhin	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
22.	The Department of Alpes-de-Haute-Provence	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
23.	The Department of Ardennes	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
24.	The Department of Haute-Loire	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Terre d'Auvergne”
25.	The Department of Charente	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Égalité, Fraternité, Liberté”
26.	The Department of Manche	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
27.	The Department of Vienne	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Tradition, Famille, Propriété”
28.	The Department of Hautes-Pyrenees	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
29.	The Department of Meurthe-et-Moselle	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Terrassés, mais non pas anéantis.”
30.	The Department of Ariege	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”

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