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The Fattest Citizens in Department Store

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Department Store is ranked 20,171^st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
31.	The Department of Eure-et-Loir	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Rien sans Dieu”
32.	The Department of Seine-et-Marne	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
33.	The Department of Haut-Rhin	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Urbs nescia vinci.”
34.	The Department of Finistere	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
35.	The Department of Tarn-et-Garonne	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
36.	The Department of Drome	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Dauphinois toujours”
37.	The Department of Meuse	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Meuse-Maas”
38.	The Department of Loir-et-Cher	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Suivez raison”
39.	The Department of Aisne	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Egalité, Fraternité, Liberté”
40.	The Department of Maine-et-Loire	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Egalité, Fraternité, Liberté”

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