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The Fattest Citizens in Department Store

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Department Store is ranked 20,445^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
51.	The Department of Alpes-Maritimes	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“À bas l'État islamique!”
52.	The Department of Lot-et-Garonne	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Conté d'Agenais”
53.	The Department of Ille-et-Vilaine	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Kentoc'h mervel eget bezañ saotret”
54.	The Department of Seine-Maritime	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
55.	The Department of Calvados	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
56.	The Department of Tarn	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
57.	The Department of Rhone	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Le sillon rhodanien.”
58.	The Department of Vendee	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Une Roi, Une Loi, Une Foi”
59.	The Department of Haute-Saone	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Égalité, Fraternité, Liberté”
60.	The Department of Yonne	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Bourgogne.”

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