The Fattest Citizens in Department Store
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Department Store is ranked 20,388th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 61. |  The Department of Puy-de-Dome | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 62. |  The Department of Loiret | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Orléanais” | |
| 63. |  The Department of Doubs | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 64. |  The Department of Loire-Atlantique | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Plutôt la mort que la souillure” | |
| 65. |  The Department of Indre | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Egalité, Fraternité, Liberté” | |
| 66. |  The Department of Lozere | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Dieu et mon Droit.” | |
| 67. |  The Department of Haute-Garonne | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Égalité, Fraternité, Liberté” | |
| 68. |  The Department of Hautes-Alpes | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “De bon vouloir servir la république” |
