The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Department Store
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Department of Ain | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Val des Plastiques” | |
| 2. |  The Department of Aisne | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Egalité, Fraternité, Liberté” | |
| 3. |  The Department of Allier | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 4. |  The Department of Alpes-de-Haute-Provence | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 5. |  The Department of Alpes-Maritimes | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Ŕ bas l'État islamique!” | |
| 6. |  The Department of Ardeche | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Aide toi, et le ciel t'aidera.” | |
| 7. |  The Department of Ardennes | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 8. |  The Department of Ariege | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 9. |  The Department of Aube | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 10. |  The Department of Aveyron | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” |
