The Rudest Citizens in Deutsch
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Einigkeit Recht und Freiheit | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “TBD” | |
| 2. | The Republic of Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “für das deutsche Vaterland” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Detroiter | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “City of Champions” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Wortschatz | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Das Gefieder der Sprache streicheln” | |
| 5. |  The Kleine Gespenst of Eulenstein | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Geisterstunde” |
