The Nudest in Deutschland
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Deutschland is ranked 15,395th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Bayern-Wurttemberg | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 2. |  The Renegade Colony of Southern Yermaney | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “crush, kill, destroy, swag” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Cubestria | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Save The World - Solve The Cube” | |
| 4. |  The Purple Baden-Württemberg of Baden-Wuerttemberg | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Ländle” | |
| 5. |  The Armed Republic of Wessiland | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Don't read this ” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Republic of Nova Bavariae | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Make Bavaria Great Again” | |
| 7. |  The Loving Couple of Whoa-Crikey- | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Lumity” | |
| 8. |  The Austrian Flag Collector of Hexerei und Zauberei | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “W&S, aber auf Deutsch!” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of 1st Artillery Regiment | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “First to Arrive, First to Attack” | |
| 10. |  The Gross-Fürstentum of Hesse-Rheinfels | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Ehre an das Fürstentum!” |
