The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Dixie
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of The Deep Southern States | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “To Arms in Dixie” | |
| 2. |  The Confederate State of Dixie Florida | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Soles et Citrus Aurantium” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Texan Rhodesia | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Sit Nomine Digna -May she be worthy of the name” | |
| 4. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of The Monarchist Confederacy of Dixieland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Virtute et Armis” | |
| 5. |  The Confederate States of Dixie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Deo Vindice” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Tiplersville | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Together Building Our Future” | |
| 7. |  The Confederacy of Southern Seleyah | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Southern Seleyah Free Forever” | |
| 8. |  The Grand Duchy of Byblos | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Deus lo vult” | |
| 9. |  The Clan of Nova Cat | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Truth and Vision” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Ziggeria | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “THD and TKD” |
