The Fattest Citizens in Dixie
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Dixie is ranked 8,972nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederate State of Dixie Florida | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Soles et Citrus Aurantium” | |
| 2. |  The Anarcho-Capitalist Freehold of Confederate Mississippi | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Virtute Et Armis” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Hampton | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “Animis Opibusque Parati” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Barclay | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Fell Deeds Awake” | |
| 5. |  The Prefecture of Tsuikai | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “弱肉強食” | |
| 6. |  The Confederacy of Featherston | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Featherston and Freedom!” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Madanach | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Barksdale | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Virtute et Armis” | |
| 9. |  The Bannorn of Selhorys | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “By Gods we aspire!” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Tredegar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Deo Vindice” |
